We’re a couple of girls who love TV, because it’s been the longest relationship any of us have ever held, and we’re okay with that. We don’t all have the same tastes, but we all agree that we genuinely want to spend time in these fictional worlds every week, for better or for worse, in season premieres and summer hiatuses. There are laughs, there are tears, and there is snark. Lots and lots of snark. (But, we do it out of love. Mostly.)

More than that, though, we also realized we have a predilection for our favorite female characters. Sometimes they make us weep, sometimes they make us want to tear our hair out, but more often than not, they’re the ones who stick with us after the final credits roll. We’re not saying these ladies are all we care about or talk about, but don’t be surprised if that’s where we lean.

So, in the spirit of Liz Lemon, we’re going to there. Because if we want to sit around in our Snuggies eating cheese and watching crap like Queen of Jordan, we’re going to, dammit.